chafique

A kid who stalks fat men.

He is a chafique.

by 5002donny January 22, 2016

cryptique

Similar to a critic (critical message), a cryptique is a cryptic message.

Perhaps I should include some sort of cryptique.

by toothpickbandit July 13, 2010

critique

the act of immaginary ejaculation anytime one gets excited. Similar to jizzing but occurs on a much more regular basis and is awesome. happens to dougless and brian often when they are making love and the critiquing is constant when bella is involved

Ohhh dude did you see that video?

Yea man I think i just critiqued myself

by 69datssofine May 18, 2011

People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Phrase used by neo-nazis, alt-righters on 4chan and reddit to recognize each other

- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- That's right!

by AltRight August 12, 2018

Clamtique

The action of throwing powder, flour, talk, etc. onto the female genitalia.

After stepping out of the shower, she was unexpectedly clamtiqued.

by AngelPants & Daddypuncher August 4, 2011

cartiquette

Shopping cart etiquette. The proper way treat other shoppers while pushing your cart through the aisles. Examples include staying in lanes, not blocking the aisles, and being aware of one's surroundings.

"This lady is taking up the entire aisle with her cart! She has absolutely NO cartiquette."

by joshdamigo February 21, 2017

Craftinephobia

A fear that means you have a disliking for Animators. Specifically Non-Minecraft animators.

i dont have sentence ideas for the word craftinephobia help me

by GeoMakesWordsUp January 5, 2021