Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

Craetos

Unfunny fuck who hangs out on lvl 15 r/cc is East European and is gonna get invaded by Russia soon, stakes shitty coins for shitty apy and thinks he's making it, tldr unfunny dumb fuck who lifts

Yo Craetos is so dumb he's staking cake

by Abel037 January 29, 2022

creeton

a creepy, strange person - sometimes a pedophile - most commonly found in orlando, florida.

"Oh my god, did you see that creeton taking pictures of us in line?"

"We gotta ice! - a 30 year old creeton and his five friends are heading our way!!!"

by raqia April 19, 2007

Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.

" OMG Crayton is so hot!"

by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016

Vaginal Creton

A person with a dislike for vaginas

Max! You're such a vaginal creton!

by TheLoveshack26 December 11, 2008

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

crayton

A male (usually teenage) who is incredibly musically talented. He is proficent at multiple instruments, and the marvel of his social group for said musical abilities.
A typical crayton is not super attractive but has the average boy-next-door look going for him. However, his musical abilities instantly make him seem more attractive.

Julie: Wow, Jim, I had no idea your friend is such a crayton!
Jim: Oh, yeah, he also plays ukelele...
Julie: He's so cute...

by earthling98 April 14, 2014