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Cracksmack

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.
"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.
by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008
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cracksmoker

a stuck-up cunt, spoiled bitch, or otherwise undeserving female. Someone with no integrity, who values style over function. A complete moron, who thinks she's smart.
What a cracksmoker. Often used as a phrase - cracksmoking hooker. Look at those cracksmoking hookers.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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crackalacker

A word for the arse/ass
Motherfucker, dat bitches crackalacker is the shit.
by Adam Alexander Ray April 26, 2007
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Cracksnacker

When you provide crack for oral sex to a lowly human being. Usually a druggie.
"Merideth, I didn't know you were a cracksnacker!"
by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020
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crackstanker

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker
by Crackstanker January 25, 2021
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