De-crackernated

To be less white

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated

by TireKing87 February 23, 2021

crackerballs

The testicles attached to a white male

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.

by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007