crack ass

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

Crack ass

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head

That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.

by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003

crack ass hairline

When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber

Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline

by NIGGA TERMS June 1, 2016

crack ass of dawn

The early morning light of day. Too early to wake up especially after an all nighter.

the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack ass of dawn, doesn't he know its Sunday?

by ravenlocks July 1, 2009

crack-ass mothafucka

A mothafucka who be so got-damn crack-ass dat dey ain't no otha word for his crack ass.

- "Sweet fuckin' jesus! He one crack-ass mothafucka!"

- "Got dat right."

by R.O. DeLaQuintana September 10, 2003

crack ass cracker

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

by pink_demon July 21, 2006