Crabash

A person that moves their fingers, hands for no reason.

"Why are you moving you hands, are you nervous?"

"I am not nervous, I am just crabashing."

by CB4AUBURN June 26, 2008

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

crabtastic

Fantastic, with a hint of crablikeness. Often reflects a sarcastic edge to the fantasticality.

Suz and I went out and had a crabtastic time!

by wheresclairehuh November 13, 2005

crabgrass

when a guy has sex with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his pubes. leaving her Butt itchy for a few days... just like sittin on freshly cut crabgrass

remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgrassed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgrass!

by rafrajam May 26, 2010

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

crabass pills

a metaphor used to tell someone they need to stop being a crab ass.

yo man take some crabass pills and leave me tha fuck alone aight

by nigganometry July 13, 2011