crabapple

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

crapababble

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch

shut the fuck up u crapababble

by Mike September 16, 2003

crabblesnatch

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

Cabobble

Things that are, sporadic, messy, disorganize, or crazy events.

It's a cabobble in here. I have been dealing with a cabobble in my life.

by Anton O'Connor October 19, 2008

crabble dabber

running around with shit on your face with a straw in your ass

last night i saw a hobo doing the crabble dabber

by wrtched June 16, 2010