crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020

crapril

crappy april

crapril sees an explosion of chinavirus cases

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

Crapricorn

A stupid, good for nothing asshole that just happens to be a capricorn.

Cevin's only been using his dick for two years, he doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't care. He only cares about himself and his tiny dick. Don't let it upset you, he's just a crapricorn.

by HahaHarrypothead March 2, 2011

Crapr

An old white Mercury Capri that will be in our hearts forever.

Gee, I sure wish the cloth on the ceiling of the crapr wouldn't keep falling on my head

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

crapresentative

one who peddles or otherwise distributes cheaply made merchandise on behalf of another individual or organization

After running into the Bud Light crapresentative at the bar last night, I'll never need another koozie again.

by The Book Nerd September 14, 2010

C3pro

Someone who thinks he is "pro" and poses and C3p0, he is also a rep whore.

C3pro, what a rep whore.

by what a loser you May 13, 2011