Pool Crapper

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

crapping around

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crappypasta

n. A term used by the creepypasta community to refer to a creepypasta story which is of excessively poor quality, often utilizing tropes from more popular and successful creepypastas or even non-creepypasta horror in an attempt to imitate their success.

It's up to the reader to decide if a story is an actual crappypasta or simply a sub-par creepypasta, however they can usually be identified fairly quickly based on the subject material. If the story in question involves so-called "lost episodes" or haunted games it is most likely a crappypasta. In addition, if it is about a franchise which has had one or more popular stories such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Spongebob Squarepants, or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; as well as if it contains overused characters from creepypasta, i.e., Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, or The Rake.

I checked out this story he said was scary, but it was a real crappypasta.

by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

by Jizzones February 25, 2006

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Phantom Crapper

A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.

Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."

Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."

Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."

by Freddie T March 17, 2008