al capwned

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

Al Capwned

Al Capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920's.

To be Al Capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

This term is used wrong, a lot.

When President Bush pooped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, Vice President Cheney shouted Al Capwned!

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

chpwned

Beyond owned. Beyond pwned. chpwned!

Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."

I just chpwned #athlon64.

by Cowclops November 13, 2003

Capwned

Refering to pwned, yet it sounds much better and has some relivence to the mobking Alfons Capone

Damn man, we got fucking capwned
or
Wooeee we capwned them noobs

by Papamuntz! October 16, 2005

cwned

To blunder any attempt at cooking, whether through distraction, lack of expertise, caution, or especially in the case of egotism (i.e., thinking you're the shit in the kitchen)when it comes to cooking.

"OH MAN!! I was totally surfin' the interwebz and neglected to check on my sticky buns, and I burned my bamboo steamer!"

"DUDE!!! You got CWNED!"

"CWNED!"

by Nick's cwned cooking friend March 8, 2008

clpwned

Clowned and pwned at the same time.

Clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.

by GtUpKd January 8, 2008

cowned

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

by The Fucking Police December 15, 2007