Dirty CPAP

When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today
by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019
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Washington CPAP

When you run a hose from the tail pipe of your car through a window and duct tape the end of the hose to your mouth while revving the engine to expedite the end of life process.
Rob must have been really fed up with everything to do a Washington CPAP.
by Keeefers February 19, 2025
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