Dirty CPAP

When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
My boyfriend gave me a dirty CPAP last night and i'm breathing much better today
by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019
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Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.
I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!
by ckcoffee March 19, 2023
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