cryturbation

A spontaneous outpouring of tears during an intense mastrubation session.

Garry was so sad that his hamster died, he had to resort to cryturbation to get over the grief.

by Miceank July 27, 2014

Contrubation

When you contribute to a bukake or jerk circle by masterbating.

"Hey man, you better contrubate to this jerk circle - otherwise you get the fuck out of here!"
"Thank you for your contrubation!"

by BukLauHasSpoken June 4, 2018

conurbation

Conurbation....is when Trumpster says the Covid numbers are going down when they are going up, and we are “rounding the conur” then you use the word conurbation because the curve he is referring to is a continuous corkscrew curve which means when all curves are finally rounded “everyone is screwwed!”

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The Trumpster is the ‘master Of conurbation, and he wants you to master conurbation too until you are completely wine and dined and screwed!

by The Ed Win October 24, 2020