Copist

One who harbors extreme hatred towards police and similar authority figures.

As a Copist, I refuse to talk to the police under any circumstances.

by Shift3one August 19, 2014

Coist

A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.

I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.

by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011

Cwistafa

A person whose race is hard to understand. AKA a tie-die of races.

His mom was half english half chinease his dad was german but he was a cwistafa.

by Maaaaheee October 8, 2005

Cwisty

Cwisty is a girl that is extremely cute! Her real name is Christina, but when she was little she got her four front teeth pulled out because someone was to lazy to take the aciddy orange juice out of her crib, therefore rotting her teeth. She learned to talk without her teeth, which made all her "r"'s turn into "w"'s. She was made fun of for saying her name wrong, but then she stopped caring and started bitch slappin them hoe's. A select lucky few eventually got passed the speech impediment and became friends with her. She is happy with people calling her Cwisty. She is always amazing to be with and will love you with no question!! She is a party animal and is the most beautiful girl in the world! She is normally associated with cats.

Look at that ADORABLE little Cwisty!!!

Cwisty is as cute as a kitten.

by yourfriend562 December 2, 2009

cowstopper

Someone with a protruding mandible, full of grotesquely crooked teeth. Usually the lips are not large enough to hide, e.g. resembling a cowstopper on the front of a train.

Did you see the cowstopper on that fool? I'm gonna go push him over to the train tracks.

by EH of HB November 10, 2007

Cowism

A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

CwIsToPHa

A slow person who loves boobies and dogs more than anything in the world. Has the voice of a 3 year old with Down syndrome. The real life Forrest Gump.

Person 1: Hey CwIsToPHa, are you okay man?

CwIsToPHa: YuAuuAUauAuaAuAaaUay

by chyag June 19, 2018