coweed

When you share a blunt with someone who has covid, and now you catch it too.

Jack: Hey man. Pass the joint

Jon: Make sure you smoke it through mask, or you’ll catch coweed

by Coweed19 November 20, 2020

comedore

The place the fish advises you to PEE.

🎼🎤🎣🎶🎵ratatatatataratatatataaa don’t pee on the floor use the comedore yuuuuuh lalalalalalalala ahhhhh🎤🎣 🎶🎵

by milk inhaler April 13, 2022

ya coded

greys anatomy language for "you fucked up"

Intern: Dude, I scrubbed in on a surgery today and I dropped an organ.
Intern 2: Man, ya coded.

by hayway5823 April 5, 2016

Cokedar

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

me coded

“me coded” is a phrase coined by TikTok users to describe that someone else is extremely similar to them, or has the same values or aesthetic choices as they do.

“omg i love your outfit, i would totally wear that! you’re sooo me coded”

by reach4thestarz May 1, 2023

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010