The Court

2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.

I heard #blogguy fucked that whore Jenelle Evans, he has The Court now.

by Shellbyrox March 29, 2013

Court

Black people in philly use the word court instead of caught. It's really funny because you can't understand what the fuck they mean.

Black Guy 1: Yo nigga I jus copped an O of some fire ya know what im sayin.

Black Guy 2: Yea i feel u nigga just don't get court wit dat shit, u feel me.

Cracka: did he say he's going to court tommorow?

Black Guy 2: Nah cracka i told him don't get court with dat shit.

Crack: Court?????

Black Guy 2: *PPPPPRRRRRRAAAAAATTTT PPPPRRRRRRAAAAAAAT*

by Black Guy 2 February 15, 2009

courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courts

a place where moshers hang out in Northwich, the Magistrates courts.

'you cuming courts?'

by Sarah Kenyon January 16, 2005

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017

Court

A HOT man with a huge shlong. Incredible sense of humor, tall good looking, creative and smart. Has the best taste in mates. And makes adorable children. Has sperm that could beat Michael Phelps at the olympics. And a total tits man.

I went out with the coolest guy, he was totally a Court

by NiggaLipsNV February 6, 2010