Country Blumpkin 

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.

"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"

Country Blumpkin by Texas Haz June 13, 2008

Country Blumpkin 

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

Country Blumpkin by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

Country blumpkin 

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

Country blumpkin by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006

Country Blumpkin 

Receiving oral sex while taking a dump, in an out house, from a member of ones immediate family.

"I got into the moonshine last night, went home and got a country blumpkin from my sister Darla..."

Country Blumpkin by rjpond August 30, 2007

country blumpkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

country blumpkin by Duderer July 29, 2008

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

Country Blumpkin by Spigot On HOT March 5, 2009

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

Country Blumpkin by ZeroExe July 10, 2021