count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)

I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha

by the count97555 July 8, 2011

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".

"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula

by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018

cunt chocula

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007

Cunt Chocula

Eating at the “Y” and getting a shart meal.

I was pleasuring my girlfriend when she decided to break out the cunt chocula.

by Resin Pimp November 4, 2021

countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.

After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother

by CountChocula April 1, 2005