Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
by Imelda Czechs May 6, 2013
by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
by Erik da Red July 12, 2003
To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
by slightly disturbed February 8, 2008
by WEENER February 18, 2005
Leave me alone I'm couching.
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
by roraborealis July 26, 2011