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Cottam

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023
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Au mas cota cudad var

This sentence stems from a popular slang that is used by Georgians. (usually referred as Russians.)

A condition when a person is saying "I am Ill" even though they are not. this sentence is used as a "getaway" in a situation where a person is too lazy or too sleepy to be active on a lesson. a direct translation of this sentence is "Teacher, I am kind of ill."
-Mate, ra xdeba?
-Au mas cota cudad var.
by DramashviliDefinitions March 31, 2022
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jon cozart

An amazing guy who does these really funny youtube videos my favorite is after ever after he is an amazing singer and a comedian and he's really creative
That guy is hilarious he must be Jon cozart
by Katia M III October 30, 2013
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Cottage

having money
young nigga poppin with a pocket full of cottage
by swampyeight January 26, 2017
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cottage of love

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*
person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!
by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019
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Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
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Cottage

1.(n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about.

2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.

3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.
1. Every rich person owns a cottage.

2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!

3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.
by dont i know June 14, 2009
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