cosmetic whore

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

cosmetician

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012

cosmetic pill

Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.

by hayvoid July 25, 2012

cosmetic smoker

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

Cosmical7

greatest person ever!!

cosmical7 is my role model

by Cosmical7 February 8, 2021

Cosmetician

The fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. Not to be confused with a Cosmetologist/Beautican. For to be a Cosmetologist/Beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to State Board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.

Mindy: I can't find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.

That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.

by sweetcherrybombs May 5, 2009

comedical

funny, a state of funny

Stoner's joke was comedical, and made me laugh until I bled out of my naughty places.

by StonerHilm April 6, 2008