Slang for a young worker in the corporate world. Often found unnecessarily stressing over emails, sucking up to higher-ups, and staying late at work to meet deadlines. Corporatesons usually de-stress through drinking, clubbing, and occasionally doing lines.
"Oh shit. Did Kevin become a corporateson?"
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
"Yeah. Didn't you see those new RM Williams he was rocking?"
"Aye true. I swear that's his third pair."
by Corporateson February 22, 2019
Get the Corporateson mug.corporatism is something a lot of people on UD get wrong, it's not rule of the corporations. this misinterpretation happens when people see the prefix "corp" and suffix "ism", and they automatically assume "rule of the corporations" while this is not true. corporatism is third position economics which is rejecting both capitalism and communism. capitalism is made for individualism while corporatism is collectivism. corporatism calls for worker unions and class collaboration, while capitalism does not (inherently).
Communist: Dude the United States is corporatist.
Chad Corporatist: WHAT? That's not what corporatism is at all, just because you hear "corp" and "ism", doesn't mean it's rule of the corporations. Corporatist is collectivist and advocates for worker rights, but it is anti-communist and anti-capitalist. It still allows private ownership like private property (as a commodity).
Communist: Oh. Thanks.
Chad Corporatist: WHAT? That's not what corporatism is at all, just because you hear "corp" and "ism", doesn't mean it's rule of the corporations. Corporatist is collectivist and advocates for worker rights, but it is anti-communist and anti-capitalist. It still allows private ownership like private property (as a commodity).
Communist: Oh. Thanks.
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n. 1) a corporate shill.
2) someone who advances the interests of corporations in preference to the interests of other groups in the society. Antonym is populist.
3) someone who believes that advancing the interests of corporations is the best way to advance the interests of other groups in society.
4) outdated usage -- academic term used to describe a society arranged by group classifications
2) someone who advances the interests of corporations in preference to the interests of other groups in the society. Antonym is populist.
3) someone who believes that advancing the interests of corporations is the best way to advance the interests of other groups in society.
4) outdated usage -- academic term used to describe a society arranged by group classifications
When people call Obama a "corporatist" they generally mean "corporate shill." -- American Dad at TPM
by AJM TPM July 10, 2010
Get the corporatist mug.Corporatism, or latter day capitalism, is a result of trusts and public trading allowing the financial sector to take absolute control of a nation's economy - with the state serving as nothing but a vehicle for their wants, via an established managerial class.
Capitalism = a free market with a small state.
Corporatism = an absolute market with a puppet large state.
Fascism = an absolute large state with a puppet market.
Communism = an absolute state with no market.
Capitalism = a free market with a small state.
Corporatism = an absolute market with a puppet large state.
Fascism = an absolute large state with a puppet market.
Communism = an absolute state with no market.
Free trade and private fiat central currency doesn't happen under mercantilism. Only under corporatism is the financial sector in a position to truly push the public out of the 'affairs of the state', for good.
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Get the Corporatia mug.Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.
I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.
I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.
I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.
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