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corpatron

A person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite 'think outside of the box' mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a Matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an 'acceptable' rating at their next job review.

This word is TOTALLY new, a point I'm eager to announce, which I guess makes me a CORPATRON.
....Jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the Boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. After all this, Jane was awarded with 'Employee of the Day' and is 'just happy to do her job', what a Corpatron.....
by sixman9 May 10, 2006
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Corpsturbation

Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.
He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.
by jesusc123 April 27, 2009
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Corlito

Corlito means loyal,cute, nice
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coopitition

Two or more Competitors working together to achieve a common goal.
Dale Earnhart Jr.(DEI) and Tony Stewart(JGR) drafting together at DAYONA or TALLADEGA to get from the back of the pack up to the front.
by 9caralltheway May 2, 2005
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Corpizen

Corpocracy + Citizen (n)

A citizen or other member of a corpocracy; a form of society that is dominated by private interests operating as incorporated commercial entities.
The Supreme Court, in Citizen's United vs. FEC, unleashed the power of corporate money in political campaigns, further entrenching the influence of corporate interests over United States corpizens.
by shoqvalue February 11, 2010
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corpitoz

Corpitoz Texas is where they from.
by ya daddy May 22, 2006
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Corpies

"corporate types". people who have no respect for anything but the bottom line. pronounced like "core peas".
Developer: "Here's the rough version of the software, sir - everything's functional. 2 more weeks for polish then we're done!"

Corpie: "Great job, looks like it works! Get this packaged for release today."

Developer (mumbles): "fuckin' corpies..."
by corpiehater October 28, 2010
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