corpatron

A person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite 'think outside of the box' mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a Matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an 'acceptable' rating at their next job review.

This word is TOTALLY new, a point I'm eager to announce, which I guess makes me a CORPATRON.

....Jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the Boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. After all this, Jane was awarded with 'Employee of the Day' and is 'just happy to do her job', what a Corpatron.....

by sixman9 May 10, 2006

compatronize

Patronization disguised as compassion.

Don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s.

by laughing girl January 4, 2011

Computronically

Used in conversation by I.T. Professionals to try to gain the intellectual high ground when discussing 'I.T' matters*.

*No knowledge of the subject is actually needed.

OR

Deals with the theoretical foundations of information and computation, and of practical techniques for their implementation and application

Computronically speaking, Windows 7 is better than Windows Vista.

by Sultan_of_Ping October 4, 2010

capatronies

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

comparon

Spanish. Dominican slang for someone who is conceited.

Look at how comparon Julio has gotten after he got that new car.

Mira que comparon Julio se ha puesto despues que compro un carro nuevo.

by lovingit April 14, 2010

Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.

Dude, my computron is faster than God.

by Wattsington June 17, 2008

Cockatron

a massive robot desined for nothingmore than to suck all the dicks of the world.

by The Anarchist June 11, 2003