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CoronaCreates

A symptom of Quarantine when you go insane and start creating random stuff like a sail boat or a swing set. Most commonly appears in adults and crafty children. This is only one of the symptoms of Quarantine
Boy 1: Guys, what is Arnold doing?

Arnold: *Sawing wood for a new table*

Boy 2: Oh no, he's got one of the Quarantine symptoms......CORONACREATES!
by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020
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coronacrew

The people you choose to spend quarantine with during the pandemic.
He felt much better knowing that they would be his coronacrew for the next six months.
by Abbintheatl April 13, 2020
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Coronacrazy

A term that applies to a serious loss of COMMON SENSE due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
"Karen literally walked up to a kid n stroller, & coughed n the lil' 1's face. B*tch done gone CORONACRAZY!!"
by TheClipArtist June 23, 2020
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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008
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Coronacrisis

1) The irrational response to a worldwide pandemic. Oftentimes characterized by emotionally driven behaviors such as the procurement of large amounts of toilet paper, Mountain Dew, potato chips, and other goods normally found on the shelves of grocery stores.
Did you hear about Bobby-Jo and Sheri-Lynn? They went to the store last night and bought 500 cases of Mountain Dew because they were fixin' to run out! Damn, son, that's one hell of a coronacrisis they got on their hands!
by Opifex33 April 1, 2020
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CoronaCrotch

Soreness and inability to properly walk after excessive sex during quarantine. Also known as Corona Crotch or cOWWvid19
Once we finished Netflix, my partner and I had nothing else to do, so we fucked all day. Now due to my CoronaCrotch, I can barely walk or sit down.
by aberrantshoe112 April 2, 2020
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coronary artery

An artery that supplies oxygen to your heart muscle.
He had a clot in his coronary artery. If we wouldn't have removed it, his heart would been deprived of oxygen and he'd die.
by gregolego April 19, 2018
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