cornatious

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.

Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.

by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008

Cornball Cornball Yellow Flowball

A chant to hearld the ultimate Cornball. Also for people named Cornelius.

00:39:14 Cornelius has joined #ve
00:39:18 <bergini113VE>CORNBALL CORNBALL YELLOW FLOWBALL
00:39:19 YOU (bergini113VE) have been booted from #ve by TypoNinja (Caps abuse - 100%)

by Matt McWop June 5, 2009

corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.

If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.

by One little hellian January 17, 2017

CORNBALLISHNESS

Preforming any act the has the ability to be called corny, and its needs to be emphasized

Danny, you playing caustic and thinking he needs a buff is cornballishness

by SapppyNUTS February 19, 2021

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.

Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

by The King Cornholer April 14, 2008

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

cornback trout

fish shaped turd with corn lodged in it

Upon entering the stall, I was horrified at the sight of a good sized cornback trout another had left in the toilet for me to admire.

OR

After two steaks and 3 ears of corn, it was time to set the bobber in the toilet to drop a cornback trout.

by Herb Hasid June 11, 2006