Cornwall

A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.

Wow, Cornwall sure is nicer than anywhere else in the UK!

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Cornwallis

When you set a picture of Cornwallis on your friend's phone background.

"Dude, did you just Cornwallis me?"
Yeah, dude, I Cornwallis'd you.

by Nikolai Bordovski June 11, 2018

cornwallis

when you take a corn covered shit on someone's chest or face.

i cornwallised your mama last night.

by Luciano Moretti February 6, 2008

Cornwall

County stuck on the arse-end of England. Deluded locals think they live in a separate country. The rest of England doesn't care because it is a third-world shit- hole. Arrogant student surfers everywhere. A lobotomy is required to swim in the sea as it's so cold.

Aharghhhhh me heartiieeeesssss, I comes from Cornwall so I be betterrrrrr than you. Now give me my government handouts! Aharrrrggggghh!

by Truthtellersunited November 18, 2014

Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

by sissipher February 1, 2013