convenience rag

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.

"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"

by corpsio October 8, 2005

oh-so-convenient

(adjective)

Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just happened to be there.

As the burglar neared ever closer, Amy grabbed the oh-so-convenient letter opener that for some reason was taped against the wall she was backed up on. Then, she stabbed wildly at him, and he fell to the floor.
With a grin stretching across her face, she drags the body to the well in her backyard (wtf?!) and pushes him in. It was then that we realize that that was no burgler —— that was another of her victims.

by Nuclear Tank Factory March 11, 2009

Kings of Convenience

A humble Norweigan band that relies heavily on soothing acoustic and at times orchestral sounds to construct a beautiful art in every song inundated with tranquil yet sophisticated lyrics.

A: I bombed that final. I'm freaking out and ready to explode in frustration.

B: Chill out to some Kings of Convenience, then.

by Matvik Zvarich November 4, 2012

Convenience Crush

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.

"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."

by thereisdonutinmyjelly October 4, 2012

convenient

(adjective) 1. used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome

Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient!

by dansr73 February 10, 2007

relationship of convenience

dating someone simply because he or she is around all the time (i.e. conveniently located in your life) rather than having a real romantic connection with them

relationships of convenience are to dating what brute force is to programming - a refuge for the desperate and/or lazy

Andi: He's in all my classes and we see each other every night to do problem sets. So we're dating.

Nizzle: But you don't really like him ... it's just a relationship of convenience.

by razzbizzle June 24, 2005

convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010