cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

codemonkey

Supreme ruler of project rockstar
Creator of life, A Rockstar life.

All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him

by colin miles February 21, 2004

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

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by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

cornjockey

One who prefers the anus of a male to a female.

my brother Mark is one raging cornjockey.

by Shatfinger July 6, 2008

codemonkeys

An awesome tv show on G4 tv.

I'm going to watch codemonkeys.

by whore lover May 3, 2008

Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

by ParrotCat July 11, 2010