carbosaur

Carbosaurs – People who overeat carbohydrates. They are usually vegetarians or anyone lingering at the snack machine.

Dinah to Sauron: “Wipe those crumbs from your mouf, you Carbosaur!”
Sauron to Dinah: “Who was attacking the Cheetos and wouldn’t share earlier?! You’re the real Carbosaur, licking your fingers and all.”

Lynne: “Look at my food journal! Sheesh, I’m a Carbosaur!”
Jonas: “Yea, you monster! Raawwrrr!”

by heather acq April 17, 2008

Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.

(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!

by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009

Carnosaur

Carnosauria is a large group of predatory dinosaurs that lived during the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods. While it originally contained a wide assortment of giant theropods that were not closely related, the group has since been defined to encompass only the allosaurs and their closest kin. Starting from the 1990s, scientists have discovered some very large carnosaurs in the carcharodontosaurid family, such as Giganotosaurus, Carcharodontosaurus, and Tyrannotitan which are among the largest known predatory dinosaurs.

Distinctive characteristics of carnosaurs include large eyes, a long narrow skull and modifications of the legs and pelvis such as the thigh (femur) being longer than the shin (tibia).

Carnosaurs first appeared in the Middle Jurassic, around 176 mya. The last definite known carnosaurs, the carcharodontosaurs, became extinct in the Turonian epoch of the Cretaceous, roughly 90 mya; reportedly later remains of carcharodontosaurids, from the Campanian and Maastrichtian epochs, are likely misidentified remains of abelisaurids. The phylogenetically problematic megaraptorans, which may not be carnosaurs, became extinct around 84 mya.

by WhoDatFreshBoi November 9, 2018

conosaure

a fucking gigantual human. ballin since forever and can always get him self out of sticky situation.

mate im a fucking conosaure out in this jungle

by nigga with white attitude February 16, 2014

Corasaur

1) The coolest kid ever
2) A zombie dinosaur, that happens to be able to fly

1) man, that kids a Corasuar

2) HOLY SHIT.. IS THAT A CORASAUR?

by rawrlala June 5, 2009

carbosaur

n. A derogatory term for an obese person

"Hey Jimmy check out that carbosaur waiting for the bus!"

by Matt Peterson July 21, 2004

cornasaur

someone who is corny (ie corndog, corn husk, can of corn, corn on the cobb, corn field, corn bread, corn muffin etc)

person 1 (walks up and says this to people 2 and 3 then walks away)

Person 1: That bitch is as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm

Person 2: Yo that nigga has the worst jokes!

Person 3: I know hes such a fuckin cornasaur!

by cconwing January 15, 2010