coprolite

Technical term for fossilised dung - literally, an ancient piece of shit. Can be used to refer to anything to which this description applies, such as electronic items which no longer work correctly due to their age.

You really need a new laptop, the one you've got is a coprolite.

by Serine March 10, 2011

Coprolite

a fossilized piece of crap, or a person who's so caught up in the past they become racist to the point where they become retarded.

Jo blow: you see that confederate over there
bob: seriously how do they still exist there like racism concentrated
jo blow: yup that's a coprolite for you

by some half black dude July 16, 2017

coprolite

A more scientifically sound way of saying that someone is talking out of date bullshit

He's talking a loads of coprolite

by 2310 April 1, 2004

coprolites

Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.

Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!

by Erin Wakey Balowey December 4, 2003

Coprolite

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is a fossilized piece of shit. Therefore she is the very definition of coprolite.

by ULTRAMAGA September 2, 2022