Opportunist 

A person willing to befriend any person regardless of race, creed, gender, sexuality or socioeconomic status in the relationship benefits them directly or indirectly by improving their public image. A pure opportunist may be a sociopath, if not they will possess sociopathic qualities. They are not to confused with a scammer or charlatan whose purpose in the moment is a singular task and is not concerned with allegations or their reputation. The opportunist always plays the long-con even if the actions are not scandalous it is still a con due to the fact the motivation is to always position one self to be able to capitalize on any future unforeseen opportunities without attracting suspicion. The opportunist is a illusionist and a mechanic who has a deck full of trump cards and can deal off the boom of the deck.

The man is a master opportunist, he got me an undeserved promotion then pressured me into unethical behavior as a favor, reported my actions and the company was vilified in the media while he purchased the closest competitor before the mews broke and cornered the market.

Opportunist by CocoChavez August 7, 2019

opportunistic vegan 

ˌɒpətjʊˈnɪstɪk ˈviːgən

n. an individual who is a vegan only when the circumstance is favorable to doing so

Andrew: Mike! Why are you eating those buffalo wings! I thought you were a vegan...
Mike: #YOLO
Kevin: He's an opportunistic vegan.

opportunistic vegan by C@RN1v0R3 July 28, 2013

opportunist 

Someone who see's a chance to move onto the next best thing.

"Last night I found out my girl is an opportunist man. She found another man with the tickets that I missed out on and just straight dumped me

opportunist by xXZDXx February 14, 2012

Culinary Opportunist

An ethical omnivore, the culinary opportunist takes advantage of whatever good eats are at hand, at the farmer's market, at the local restaurant/diner/ cafe/bistro. They are true to no particular fad, food type or ethnic cuisine. They are adventurous with curious palates, willing to try whatever is presented to them.

Walking through chinatown on a Sunday, the culinary opportunist felt the pull of the dim sum brunch.

Culinary Opportunist by CulinaryOpportunist September 15, 2011

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

Cropportunist by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Opportunistic Whore 

A person who takes advantage of any opportunity to achieve a goal by compromising principles such as morals, ethics & values regardless of the consequences of their actions, all for personal gain.

She doesn't care what she says or does or who she hurts along the way as long as she is getting what she wants because she's an opportunistic whore.

Opportunistic Whore by sickofyoursh*t July 8, 2010

equal opportunist 

1. Equal opportunist is when one believes that everyone (regardless of race, class, gender, religion, sexual orientation, etc) should have equal opportunities.

2. regarding sexual orientation; you're willing to play for anyteam.

1. i hate EVERYONE, i'm an equal opportunist

2. are you straight?
i'm an equal opportunist.

equal opportunist by single&broke September 2, 2012