cooterfall

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.

"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

by Programming Sapien April 3, 2015

cooterfloop

Something so fucked up. You really can't think of something to say about it. Honestly, who can think of this?

PenisNocker: You Ass Licking Thundercunt!
CockFlapper: Shut the fuck up Cooterfloop!
PenisNocker: Wtf?

by Troy Winters June 23, 2006

cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.

See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.

by John Fowler June 13, 2007

cooterflap

Can be used as another name for vagina, or another name for the lips of the vagina.

That girl had abnormally large cooterflaps. They practically clapped SH5 in perfect rhythm when she walked naked across the room.

by John Fowler June 14, 2007

Cootermonger

a dealer in or trader of cooter.

My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.

by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

Cooterbooter

One who cootboots, i.e. leads a woman on and then denies her sex and expels her from sleeping quarters.

"So I was thinking finally we're gonna fuck, but then he fell asleep and I stormed out. What a fucking cooterbooter!"

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

cooterfunk

1)the foul odour which may emit from a dirty, dirty, dirty vagina
2)an inane person

Ma'am, please cross your ankles, as the cooterfunk you are emitting is cuasing the entire mezzanine section to uncontrollably vomit.

by Danica Jackson May 13, 2005