Cooterspicket

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cooterpack

A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.

Look dis' woman wear'n damn cooterpack, don't she know she lookin' like a fool?

by outshimed July 4, 2007

cunterdick

a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female

Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick

by probson July 12, 2009

cooterback

A person, sometimes athletic, who is promiscuously sexual.
Derived from the term "quarterback."

Five girls in one week? Homeboy is an all-star cooterback!

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

Counterdick

Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

by Chriskorea May 23, 2010

Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

Counterdicked

Counterdicked

Yeah you counterdicked yourself

by anonymous March 2, 2021