clownshoes

1) A hopeless loser. An awkward, unattractive, and otherwise inept individual. Also known as a powertool.

2) A nickname for someone with the initials "C" and "S."

1) Way to miss the game-winning shot, clownshoes.

2) Hey ClownShoes, what's up?

by Whohah April 25, 2003

clownshoes

Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"

by Leemondo McDizzle November 3, 2003

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

clownshoes

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.

These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.

by Tim September 8, 2003

Chonchoes

A ninja by this particular name is indeed a mighty black dragon.

Tragdorr- Wow this guy sucks at games but hes probably a ninja in real life..must be a Chonchoes.

by Chonchoes March 15, 2011

Conshoelacieism

A twentieth century religion that proclaims anti-shoe lace and shoe tongue beliefs.

Conshoelaciest: One who's religion is Conshoelacieism and who thus shuns shoe laces and shoe tongues.

circa 1966 America

An adherent of Conshoelacieism, JohnnyDiego, an antiestablishment hipster, ripped the shoe laces out of his just purchased shoes then cut off the tongues, thus proclaiming his conshoelaciest beliefs.

by JohnyDiego February 28, 2011

clownshoes

a noun that is rather dumb, stupid and/or goofy. also somthing big, red and size 34.

that nigga is straight clown shoes.

rob - lets go drink a 40 of O.E.

Jake - fuck O.E., that shits straight clownshoes.

rob - c'mon dude.

Jake - I'm lookin at somthin big, red and size 34

by 518 Lake Boys BLC January 22, 2006