cooner

1. mug all you need to know is that a cooner is a mo fo-in name given to a mo fo-in trick ass hoe cuz she eat deez muvs. Why? she a mo fo-in hick....
2. name given to hicks
3. fuck this shit im outy

LOvInhiCkS4LiFE: i swear i saw dat cooner girl in me trailer yard lastnight.
FuCKmyASs: i know i sawed her too she steeelen alls ours food.

by marius b., lil nigga, mandingo May 05, 2005

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cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 10, 2021

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Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 23, 2010

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Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 16, 2020

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Denny & Cooner

BEST COUPLE IN 7TH GRADE TYPE SHIT NO ONE CAN EVER TOP US !!! I love bae sm we've been dating for 6 months and we're getting stronger and stronger everyday. I love him with all my heart he's my everything I can't wait till we get a 2 story house in florida, 4 kids (2 boys, 2 girls), 1 husky and a ferrettttttt. We finna let our kids paint our husky pinkk bruuu. Love him so muchhhhh! 6-16-23 💙 Favorite day frls. Love my handsome pretty boy sm. (BTW DAS OUR NICKNAMESSS LMAOOO BUT FR I LOVE THIS MAN WITH ALL MY HEART. HIS SWEATER SMELLS AMAZINGGGGG)

Denny & Cooner? Yeah, the BEST couple by far.

by denny526 November 21, 2023

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