Definitions by atychiphilia

Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

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The irrational love of failure; an obsession with failure & failing. One for which failure arouses strong feelings or emotions, sexual or otherwise.

"What's wrong with Lucas? Why does he always seem to be happy when people screw up?"
"Oh, don't mind him. He's just an atychiphiliac."

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