cumblast

To shower a girl in loads of cum, preferably on the face but the tits will do nicely as well.

There's nothing better than seeing a hot, big-titted girl get cumblasted.

by captainmarvel September 11, 2004

coonblaster

a delicious sauce made with honey mustard, barbecue sauce, and hot sauce. you can put it on pretty much everything.

my friend made some coonblaster for our chicken fingers.

by showerr November 5, 2011

complasted

Completely

Wasted

YAY!

"I was complasted last night... and now it hurts like hell."

by not an internet name October 4, 2006

Crumblasted

When someone goes all in while drinking alcohol or smoking marijuana so much so that they become shit faced.

Dude, I am going to get so fucking crumblasted tonight.

by Shiftedshit January 1, 2018

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

choblaster

A high-velocity, self-administered enema of kimchee juice.

"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbage liquid in my lower intestine."

by Pigwank December 30, 2007

Cumblast

A massive stream of semen caused by extreme stimulation of the male penis or female clitoris that shoots bodily fluids out the urethra at such high velocities that it may cause the cumblaster to shake violently and the cumblastee to be knocked backwards. Cumblasts can cum in a wide range of sizes from "bone bouncer" to "erectile kamikaze" and often take lots of practice to pull off. The cumblast was first performed by Mike Oxhard on the now defunct porn series "Drench it or Wench it" in a scene where porn actress "Messy" Jessie had just smacked Mike's erect penis while he was on viagra. Most cumblasts are fun to watch from afar but are painful to perform.

Cumblast me and make it snappy!

by Super Infinity Virgin April 8, 2020