Cool hand luke 

The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.

Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.

Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!

Cool hand luke by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006

Cool Hand Luke 

Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.

My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.

Cool Hand Luke by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009

Cool Hand Luke 

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

Cool Hand Luke by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Cool hand Luke 

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

Cool hand Luke by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Cool Hand Luke 

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

Cool Hand Luke by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Cool Hand Luke Job 

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

Cool Hand Luke Job by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cool hand luke gut 

Relatively nice body with the exception of a pot belly that looks out of place on a fit body. Using reference of movie cool hand luke when main character played by paul newman eats 50 hard boiled eggs and has a swollen stomach.

That girl looks hot from the back but then she turned around she had a "cool hand luke gut" thing going on with her abs.

cool hand luke gut by in need of a slumpbustah October 15, 2009