cookstown

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.

"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"

by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

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cookstro

Its a pairing between two American Idol 7 contestants David Cook and Jason Castro.

The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"

In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.

Fan #1: "Did you see the insane amount of Cookstro happening during yesterday's show?"

Fan #2: "How could I miss that"

by Ayusama May 25, 2008

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Cookietron

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.

Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.

by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005

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Cockisthenics

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.

Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.

by theKman77 November 14, 2007

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Coolistic

A word that gives a feeling of excellence to something. That which is coolistic is very grandiose with a great feeling of panache.

I was in total awe of that guy's performance. It was totally coolistic.

by alphacentaurian May 22, 2011

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Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

by b.rizz December 13, 2016

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