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Cooker

c;ook;er {latin for nothing} a term or exclamation used to describe someone or thing that looks attractive, in most cases females but can be used to describe various other objects. originating from somewhere within the east sussex area. ;'plural c;ook;ing`- cooking is the prosses of being attractive. -the o' sound is regularly elongated for comic effect.
Liam, dat gyl over der is 'cooker' boy!

yh matt dat babe is 'cooking'!
by MiracleM November 1, 2009
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Cooker

Someone who “cooks” or is often “cookin”. Someone who often smokes marijuana.
You’re such a cooker” “you always have weed on you, you cooker”
by Fenrir14 November 30, 2017
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Cooker

A cooker is a person that is baked or high
nick - "oh damn I just spilled the chop"

darcy - "HAHAHA You cooker"
by GatoRadeBillson November 12, 2019
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Cooker

Someone that spins your wheels. Is out to ruin your day. Frustrates you. Makes you mad. Makes you hot. Wastes your time. Or just plan doesn't know what they're talking about. Someone that cooks you.
What did that guy want? He didn't know. What a Cooker!
by Mike Mc Kay October 6, 2009
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Cooker

Australian slang for an anti-vaxxer. They are usually against mask mandates, lockdowns and state/international border closures. Many believe in outlandish conspiracy theories.

Can often be seen posting misinformation on Facebook, telling people to "do your own research" and protesting in the streets against "tyranny" and for freedumb. Often votes for One Nation or United Australia Party, but not always.

Comes from "cooked" which is a more polite version of "fucked"

Compare with MAGA in the US, or the trucker convoy in Canada.
"Canberra has a thriving new hobby: watching the cookers" - Canberra Times, 17 May 2022
by Wallywat July 12, 2022
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Cooker

Australian slang for anyone who questions the government narrative. They may also be called anti-vaxxers or conspiracy theorists. They also oppose mask mandates, lockdowns and state/international border closures.

Can often be identified for posting misinformation on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Advising fellow Australians to "do your own research" as well as protesting against their tyrannical government mandates. Often votes for Liberal Democrats, One Nation, or United Australia Party, but not always.

Derives from the word "cooked", which is more colloquially known as "fucked".
by koro75 October 16, 2022
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Cooker

Anti-vaxxer, flat-earther, QAnon believer. Apollo 11 denier and thinks aircraft Chemtrails are a government plot to cause brain failure (which doesn’t apply to them as this has already occurred).

Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana

Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.

Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.

Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.
Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.

That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker
by UrbanCynic October 9, 2022
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