coofie

n. a roofied cookie

"I couldn't remember anything after I ate that chocolate chip coofie"

by JeanneConrad February 26, 2010

Coofy

A mix between Cute and Goofy. Basically, adorable.

Bennet and Anna are super Coofy together.

by bbbbbbbelle March 10, 2011

Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard

"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*

by The Light Potato June 5, 2012

coofy slap

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

by GageD May 20, 2008

coofie smack

a slight sliding grab across the head and twisting it, when someone deverses it for doing or saying somthing stupid

"Man that deserves a coofie smack dummy."

by Ryan Wong November 27, 2007

pop coofie

to shoot somones head wid a gat so dat piece be blowin up like in gears nigga

yo u peep dat shit i was like pop coofie on dat locust yo wit da seat
yeah i peeped it
ess dub ess fo life

by mike coolio December 28, 2007

coofie

A racist term for cookie

Coofie don’t give everyone admin you idiot!

by Sorael January 17, 2024