coontang

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

by m j f February 15, 2004

Coontact

Having contact with African Americans

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

Coontails

Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.

Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.

by xXAllison[x]WonderlandXx April 16, 2009

coontar

Robocunt.

Madison on Sirius Alt Nation is a total coontar.

by h8umadison June 28, 2009

coontanta

a nasty ass pussy or a dirty ass pussy.

yo fo real them bitches all got coontantas and they need to shut their nasty asses up.

by Tati-Ana February 1, 2006

cooffer

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

by J-Tro December 7, 2007

cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.

- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!

by GonzoL July 25, 2011