The Coof

The Coronavirus

That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof

by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.

Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.

by Mellman69 December 10, 2017

Coof

Cute Big floof.

Awwww look at that Coof!! I want ittt!

by LittleDittle December 22, 2018

coofed

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

by Jay Hanson October 31, 2007

Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass March 1, 2010

Coof

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.

I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing

by NegroMuncher March 4, 2019