Cooch Smooch 

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

Cooch Smooch by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

backdoor cooch smooch 

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.

My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.

backdoor cooch smooch by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017

Gooch Cooch Smooch 

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

cooch smooch 

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

cooch smooch by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Skooch ya cooch 

The act of telling a woman to move, or a woman moving. Cooch in this situation refering to a womens vagina.

Pissed off guy: hey bitch your in my seat, skooch ya cooch!
Bitch: fine I'll move.

Skooch ya cooch by Pissed off Keagan July 8, 2009

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

smooch my cooch by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

scootch ya cooch 

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

scootch ya cooch by Hochef August 19, 2007