convolution factor

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

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convolock

When a person of an annoying nature strikes up a conversation with you and you are not keen, and no matter how hard you try you are stuck or locked in this conversation. The duration of this conversation must be more than an hour and you must not enjoy a second of it for it to be seen as convolocking.

Fred: doreen that office assistant was telling me about her grandkids and how they never visit for 2 hours at the office party and all I wanted to do was get drunk! FML!
Paul: dude you got convolocked

by boomyoulikethat November 15, 2011

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CONvoLUTION

the possibility that some 500 CONgressmen could get together and accidentally make a useful decision - in approximately several billion years.....(many of the same folks seem to believe in evolution)

HE: Are we out of this economic mess yet?

SHE: No, this CONvoLUTION could last a little while longer...but we can still HOPE for CHANGE....

by op_position September 2, 2011

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Convokekin

In the World of Warcraft expansion, Shadowlands, a Balance druid in Moonkin form that immediately uses the Night Fae ability "Convoke the Spirits" in the opener of a PvP match.

First coined by Ravesden/Yorself.

"I just 1v2'd vs a hunter and a Convokekin, feels good!"

by Ravesden January 15, 2021

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