confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

congradulate

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.

Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.

by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

congratulate

To give a blowjob

Hey bitch come congratulate me

by saajdfjhgh December 16, 2013