def. (adjective) A person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a Control Freak with a Napoleonic Complex at the same time.
Look at Matt Rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! Yeah, I know...he's a Controleon...
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Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.
Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.
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Get the Confoosed mug.Controlled rape is where two parties consentually agree to create and plan a rape between the parties. This rape is in a controlled environment and both parties know the outcome will be safe and controlled.
"Jane" had a fantasy of being raped, but wanted it done safely where she knew she would not be harmed in a controlled rape environment. So Jane and "John" pre-arranged for John to sneak in her house while she slept and pretend to rape her. Reinacting a real rape scene.
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Get the Confoozled mug.The control variable in scientific experimentation is the element which is constant and unchanged throughout the investigation.
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