Twinventory

The act or action of constantly taking inventory or checking to make sure your twins (balls) are still there.
Dood, check that guy over there always grabbing his balls every five minutes. Oh don't worry he's just taking Twinventory!
by Sfinktourboy December 07, 2011
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Controleon

def. (adjective) A person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a Control Freak with a Napoleonic Complex at the same time.
Look at Matt Rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! Yeah, I know...he's a Controleon...
by Sfinktourboy December 22, 2011
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