Controleon 

def. (adjective) A person or persons that exhibit the qualities of being a Control Freak with a Napoleonic Complex at the same time.

Look at Matt Rolloff over there, boy he like to tell everyone what to do! Yeah, I know...he's a Controleon...

Controleon by Sfinktourboy January 2, 2012

Bitchy Controlling Himbo 

A guy who is arrogant, manipulative, self-centered and fragile. He tends to make misogynistic, homophobic, racist and predatory statements in the public eye while considering him as an "alpha male". The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.

Jessica: Hey girl, have you heard about Andrew Tate.
Rosa : Hell yeah I heard all about that Bitchy Controlling Himbo.
Jessica: He's most definitely is one.
Rosa: Totally.

Bitchy Controlling Himbo by OnyxCat420 August 14, 2022

Controlloping 

To seek untidy women, often under the influence of alcohol.

person #1-"Hey, it's been a while since we've hit the bars."
person #2-"Hell yes-I just broke up with Jenny-what do you say we go out controlloping this weekend?!"

Controlloping by Fuzzbee November 22, 2011

Bitchy Controlling Himbo 

A guy who considers himself an "alpha male" while being a misogynist, racist, predator, and homophobe all at the same time. He tends to have a very fragile ego and thinks he above everyone else. The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.

Jessica: Hey girls, have y'all heard about this guy named Andrew Tate.
Rosa: Hell yeah girl, we heard all about the bitchy controlling himbo.
Grace: It's no surprise that he thinks he's unstoppable but we know at some point it's all gonna come crashing down.
Jessica: Well I couldn't agree more with y'all, he is a bitchy controlling himbo.
Rosa & Grace: PERIODT.

Bitchy Controlling Himbo by OnyxCat420 August 15, 2022

Controlling Bitch 

Someone who feels that her boyfriend is "her man" and/or property. The controlling bitch easily gets jealous when other girls are around, even though nothing is going on, they are just friends or strangers. She repeatedly accuses boyfriend of being a so-called cheater and thinks of him cheating on her constantly even when they are together. Always up his butt 24/7 and won't let him out of her sight in fears of him even looking at another girl. Gets mad when he mentions friends, girl or guy, because "nobody can speak to him except her." He is her property and she has soul owenership. She always tries to change him, and criticises him non-stop. Nothing he can do is ever good enough because she always deserves better.

She doesn't know yet, but he'll eventually dump her controlling ass because she is the one cheating on him, and he'll find someone actually worth his time and he'll finally find love not manupulation.

Jordan: Hey, i'm going to the club tonight with a few friends.

Gabby (Controlling Bitch): Are you going with any girls?

Jordan: Yes, a few of them will be girls.

Gabby: WTF!? You dick! If you put one foot near that club it's over! And I mean it this time!!! No getting back together after three days like always!!! (she will eventually try to get him back anyway because she wants someone to control again.)

Controlling Bitch by Cap'n Obvious January 28, 2010

Platypus Controlling Me 

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

Platypus Controlling Me by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Controlling Traffic 

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

Controlling Traffic by Flash c May 11, 2011