An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.
After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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by gues582482 December 18, 2012
Get the contingency mug.Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
Get the Contingency Cleaning mug.When consequences rebound on the person alleging the consequences will happen, they are so focused on putting bad mojo on you that it rebounds onto them. Its the I in Consiquences.
Tim: Just be aware of the consiquences of your actions, you'll pay for making me look bad.
Bob: Okay Tim, whatever you say.
One month later
Rick: Did you hear Tim got fired? Something about not focusing on his work anymore...
Bob: You don't say.
Bob: Okay Tim, whatever you say.
One month later
Rick: Did you hear Tim got fired? Something about not focusing on his work anymore...
Bob: You don't say.
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Get the Contequences mug.This describes a lifestyle for moving on and maximizing life to the fullest, beyond the age of fifty. It is a word that can be used in place of the word retirement, since the word retirement no longer describes the new mind shift in how people are carrying out their lifestyles after the age of fifty. To retire is to cease, to continue is to move on with no interruptions.
by life terrific August 28, 2014
Get the continuement mug.Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).
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